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Smiths
6.1
High score (8-10)
Smiths Parish sits at the quiet residential core of one of the wealthiest territories on earth — Bermuda's GDP per capita consistently ranks among the top five globally, which means the locals you're meeting here have money and expect you to as well. If your profile clears that bar, the tight-knit community opens up fast because everyone knows everyone and a well-connected outsider with presence gets noticed quickly. John Smith's Bay is one of the only public beaches on the island and pulls a genuinely local crowd on weekends, not resort tourists — that's your actual in. Small island, small dating pool, but if you're playing at the right level the lack of competition from other outsiders works heavily in your favor.
Mid score (6-8) · Your profile
Smiths is a residential parish — think quiet roads, limestone houses, and Spittal Pond Nature Reserve, not a social scene. The real action in Bermuda happens in Hamilton or around the resort corridors, and if you're basing yourself here you're a cab ride or scooter trip away from everything that actually matters. Bermudians are cordial to visitors but the community is small enough that outsiders register as exactly that — outsiders — and breaking in takes more time than a short trip allows. You'll have decent moments, especially around John Smith's Bay, but managing expectations about pace and access is the honest move.
Lower score (below 6)
Smiths Parish is one of the quietest and most residential corners of an already small, insular island of 64,000 people — there is genuinely nowhere to go and almost no social infrastructure beyond a beach and a nature reserve. Bermudians have lived alongside expats and tourists for generations and have gotten very good at keeping a polite distance without actually letting outsiders in, and that tendency is even more pronounced outside Hamilton. If your profile isn't already anchored in the finance or reinsurance world that drives this island's economy, you're not bringing much that registers. Being a tourist in Smiths specifically puts you in a place that isn't built for meeting people — it's built for people who already live there.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the median income in Smiths, Bermuda?
$137k median
What's the typical marriage age for women in Smiths, Bermuda?
Women marry at 30
How common is a college degree in Smiths, Bermuda?
50% men have degree
What's the average male height in Smiths, Bermuda?
171 cm local avg
What's the average BMI for women in Smiths, Bermuda?
Local women avg 28.7