Aruba
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🇦🇼 Aruba
8.0
High score (8-10)
Year-round 80s, powdery beaches, and an absurdly high cost of living that weeds out most competition. Tourism dollars flow in, Dutch citizenship creates legal stability, but the island is so small and expensive that you're competing against guys with serious money who've already staked claims. The real play is short-term tourism season (Dec-Mar) when visitor women outnumber locals 10-to-1.
Mid score (6-8) · Your profile
Eagle Beach and Palm Beach deliver solid tourism crowds, but Aruba's tiny footprint means you'll run into the same girls repeatedly. English works everywhere for tourism, but Papiamento is the default. The island is safe, organized, and Dutch-efficient, which is great until you realize everyone with options leaves in the off-season.
Lower score (below 6)
Off-season (Apr-Nov) the island ghost-towns hard—beaches empty, bars close early, and the local dating market is absolutely saturated with imported Caribbean guys and tourists' boyfriends. Cost of living rivals Miami without the population density or economic opportunity. Unless you're there for spring break tourism money or arrived with real wealth, you're paying resort prices for a place smaller than a mid-sized city.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the median income in Aruba?
$26k median
What's the typical marriage age for women in Aruba?
Women marry at 27
How common is a college degree in Aruba?
26% men have degree
What's the average male height in Aruba?
170 cm local avg
What's the average BMI for women in Aruba?
Local women avg 26.5